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Style is leaving WSRR Radio

WSRR Radio Announces Leadership Change

WSRR Radio is announcing that Style will be stepping down from his roles as Owner and Program Director, effective immediately. This change comes as a result of contractual obligations that prevent his continued involvement with WSRR moving forward. Due to the nature of those agreements, no additional details will be provided.

Style founded WSRR Radio in 2024 and has been instrumental in building the station into a platform focused on independent and local artists across the country.

“I cannot begin to put into words how much WSRR means to me. Watching this entire radio station grow from a website to host a podcast to THE premiere radio station for true local and independent music has been such a blessing and such a wild ride. Thank you to all the incredible artists, sponsors, creators and people who made this possible. While it kills me to have to step away, I know WSRR Radio will continue to grow and reach new heights under Evan. Thank you all.”

-Style

Effective immediately, Evan “The Pige” Sinarski will take over as Program Director. A familiar voice on WSRR and host of The Pigeon Hole, Pige has been closely involved with the station and will now oversee all programming.

“I want to thank Style for everything he’s built here. WSRR doesn’t exist without him, and I think anyone who’s been listening for even five minutes knows how much of this station has his fingerprints on it. Stepping into this role isn’t something I take lightly, and I’ve got a lot of respect for what he’s put together. That said, I’m excited for what comes next. We’re going to keep doing what WSRR does best, supporting independent artists, staying unpredictable, and continuing to build something that actually feels different from everything else out there. In the spirit of moving forward, Style will be taking the “S” with him. Effective immediately, we will be rebranding as WRR Radio.“

-Evan “The Pige” Sinarski

WRR will continue operating as normal, with no changes to its current lineup. Finally, The above announcement was an April Fools Day joke. Style remains Owner and Program Director of WSRR Radio, and there are no changes to station leadership or operations. Evan “The Pige” Sinarski will also not be removing any letters from the station name.

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Bon Jovi Invented “John Fallout”

Is the classic rock legend JBJ really responsible for the iconic “John” meme?

We all know the “John” meme by now. Simply take the name of something and add “John” in front of it, and there you go, your new de facto main character. John Fallout, John Halo. Hell, when I worked at GameStop we even had a running gag about the company’s “founders,” Johnathan Game and Robert Stop. Why is it funny? I have no idea. Maybe it’s deep fried internet humor. Maybe it’s pure brain rot. But whatever the reason, it seems like the joke is here to stay.

Earlier this week I was driving in my car when Alice Cooper came on the radio. That reminded me of a conversation I had years ago with a listener: is Alice Cooper the man, or the band? The answer is technically both. Originally, it was The Alice Cooper Band, fronted by Vincent Damon Furnier. As the group grew in popularity, Furnier began performing under the name Alice Cooper himself, eventually adopting it as his legal name. What started as a band name became a person.

Once you notice that phenomenon, you start seeing it everywhere. Take Van Halen. The band is named after Eddie and Alex Van Halen, but when someone says “Van Halen,” you almost always think of the band itself rather than the brothers individually.

Then there’s Bon Jovi. Most people assume Bon Jovi is simply Jon Bon Jovi’s name. But technically, it isn’t. Jon’s real last name is Bongiovi. “Bon Jovi” started as a stylized version of that name — a band name, not a personal one. But as the group became famous, Jon adopted Jon Bon Jovi as his stage name, essentially taking the band’s name as his own surname.

And that’s when it hit me. Jon Bon Jovi might have accidentally invented the “John” meme decades before the internet did. Think about it. The band name becomes the character’s name. If the situation was identical but Jon happened to front Nirvana instead, it would be the equivalent of John Nirvana.

The internet may think it invented the “John” meme, but the truth is that rock and roll might have gotten there first. And somewhere out there, John Fallout is probably very proud.

-Style

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Format Changes: Fall 2022

StylesRebelRadio.com will be seeing some exciting changes to the formats of multiple shows as well as the addition of new programming!

Minicast Format Switch

With recent adaptations to the WSRR studios, Minicasts and in-house shows will now have the ability to be recorded live with virtual audience interaction via exclusive WSRR Discord events. This will give listeners a chance to witness shows live before they become available to the streaming market as well as potentially participate alongside their favorite hosts.

The Pigeon Hole

The Pigeon Hole, Hosted by “The Pige” Evan Sinarski has moved into season 2 as of 8/28/2022. With this, Evan has begun recording his monthly Minicast LIVE for the WSRR Discord audience, encouraging members of the community to join the show, chat with him, and discuss the submitted content. As always he will continue to read and react to the internet’s worst it has to offer via listener-submitted Tweets, Comments, Texts, emails, and more. You can submit any and all off-the-wall internet findings to the Pigeon Hole section of the Discord server to see them featured in the following month’s episode. The first episode of season 2 featuring Style can be heard below!

*Season 2 premiers at 10am Eastern time

Off Air

Shayne E.’s show about radio hosts’ thought processes while not on the air is another program affected by the new studio renovations. Shayne E., alongside co-hosts Jake Underwood and Style, will be recording batches of content live on the WSRR Discord in special events. These events will allow live listeners to call in and take part in the live discussion before being featured on the podcast! Off Air‘s new format begins on Thursday 9/01/2022.

New Programming

Beyond Bounds

Beyond Bounds, a show to be hosted by Evan Sinarski, will tackle theoretical explanations of the universe as well as everyday life. While not a physicist, Evan will be diving into theoretical and metaphysical paradoxes in an attempt to explain or comprehend the reasoning behind them.

While still in the development stage, Evan has expressed great interest in the possibility of guest involvement as well as listener involvement and fan-submitted theories. Keep up to date with StylesRebelradio.com as well as the WSRR Discord for updates to follow about the debut of Beyond Bounds.

Codename: AIP

A new series created by Style is currently set to air on Anchor and Spotify in Mid to Late September. The series WILL NOT feature the voice of Style, however, nor any familiar WSRR members. While still in early development, the project is currently being kept under the alias of “codename: AIP”. Not much is currently publically known about the forthcoming series other than the fact a pilot was distributed to a test/focus audience for input about the show. (anonymous focus Audience comments listen below).

“Oh God, I Love it. I’m both intrigued and confused after listening to that.”

“It’s even more terrifying in headphones but I love it, Gave me chills.”

“That thing went wayyy off.”

“Bro, That shit is awesome.”

“I can’t wait to hear this shit.”

While no exact date has been announced, as always, stay up to date on StylesRebelRadio.com and the WSRR Discord server.

-Article written for StylesRebelRadio.com

Have an Idea for a show?

Style’s Rebel Radio is always looking to add more compelling content! If you have an idea for a show or are already producing one, WSRR offers Studio time, Production, and distribution tailored to your specific programming! For more info visit the WSRR Podcasts page!

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THE GOO

In the evening while at the laundromat I found myself in a predicament. I had a pocket full of quarters and a hankering for a delicious treat, but to my surprise  all the candy machines were empty… all but one.

Upon further inspection of this specific machine I noticed that this was not a candy I could buy but instead a sticky mound I liked to call Goo. This gelatinous mess seemed to be the byproduct of really old melted candy and an ill maintained laundromat but nevertheless I grew fond of the Goo.

As weeks passed I’d visit the Goo and was in awe of its progression, it never got bigger or more disgusting, it just seemed to solidify more and more over time. The Goo gained a following over time as well it became very famous on several social media platforms, everyone was overjoyed that the Goo was sticking around. 

After a couple of months of this red Goo being the only thing in these candy machines I figured the Goo would never go away. It was reliable, but one sad night I found myself at the laundromat and as I went to check on my old friend the Goo was nowhere to be found, in its place SKITTLES!! I wouldn’t think it’s odd if they had filled the rest of the candy machines as well, however the only machine that has candy in it used to hold the Goo.

It’s my belief that the Goo is still there hiding just beneath the skittles which means two possible outcomes: one the skittles add to the Goo with the impending summer heat that’s coming our way or two enough people use their quarters to buy the skittles and uncover the illustrious Goo.

I know I’m romanticizing melted candy but it was a friend and I will always cherish the time we had together and I hope to see the Goo return in all its glory someday until then farewell old friend.

Blog by Julez for Styles Rebel Radio

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President Biden Signs New National Holiday Bill: Tuesday Feb. 22

Tuesday February 22nd becomes new National Holiday after bill signing goes wrong.

Tuesday February 22nd, or “TwosDay” as folks around the Internet have begun to call it do to its numerical pattern of 2/22/22, has officially become its own national holiday. The holiday however will not take up the “TwosDay” mantle but rather “Goof Day”.

The term Goof Day is typically used to describe a day of relaxation, fun, and “Goofing off”. The reason behind the selection of this name actually comes from an error that occurred during President Joe Biden’s recent signing of bill 2112 section 6 into law. The proposed bill would create stricter qualifications and a more thorough screening process for the approval of government aid programs like WICK. During the public signing however, President Biden was momentarily distracted by the attending press and actually signed Bill 2112 section 9 into law. This section of the bill was proposed by A member of the US Armed Forces, Leif Cassidy, and would officially recognize February 22nd as a National Holliday.

GoofDay as it is now being called will see the closures of Schools, Government Buildings, and all jobs not directly serving state administration. Banks however, will remain open. The bill claims the reason for this is due to, “people need a little extra dough to goof off now and days.”

Goof Day is quickly being used as a way to market Black Friday like sales, and cyber stores like the StyleRebelRadio.com Shop are already offering promotions up to 15% off with promo code “Goof”.

There is no current plan to reverse the ruling of this bill. We will continue to follow this story as it progresses.

-Style

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Bees Aren’t Birds

Everybody loves bees and everybody LOVES birds though they work for the government. All everybody talks about is the birds and the bees and how they’re the bees knees but nobody talks about the bees and the birds and how they’re the birds knees. This is a scientific theses supported by bibliographic evidence on how western culture and society views bees as birds.

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I walked outside after a long day of cleaning the sofa. I wanted to unwind so I decided to chop some wood for the upcoming summer. After 2 swipes I couldn’t see too much because of the sweat drooping down my face. I decided to pull my hair back, tighten my kilt, and toughen up though the tears. “This is where the fun begins.”

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Oh right this is a post about bees and birds. The scientific evidence shows it all through the eyes of linguistic relativity. Bees and birds can be the same thing through the eyes of New Yorkers, considering they’ve never seen bees before. The prime difference between birds and bees is that birds do not have knees. Bees also have pollination abilities. No bird ever does that. Not one single bird is able to collect pollen and/or nectar. This is proof #1.

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Another distinguishable difference is that bees are blue collar while birds are living off of welfare. Many different types of bees build their own homes with motivation and craftsmanship while birds collect trash from the ground and steal from other organisms’ properties. This is proof #2.

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The final point of evidence lies on your vehicle’s hood and windshield. No bee has ever taken a dumb on your car right? Right? Well that should be enough to know that birds are the inferior species and they do not understand the systematic failure of corrupt government that we are experiencing as a democratic republic. All they do is buzz and have no thoughts. Birds think politics, not pollen.

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Beavis and Butthead Returns

Series creator Mike Judge has confirmed the return of Beavis and Butthead.

Show creator Mike Judge has confirmed on Twitter the metal-loving duo of Beavis and Butthead will be making a triumphant return to the big screen in 2022 with a follow-up movie to the 1996 cult classic, Beavis and Butthead Do America. The film is set to be released on Paramount+ and will feature middle-aged versions of the dynamic-duo. Paramount+ is the same streaming service that ordered a new South Park special at the tail end of 2021 feature “adult versions” of all the main characters.

Judge accompanied his announcement with two character design sketches for Beavis and Butthead (below) with the caption, “They need some time to get back in shape.”

@MikeJudge -Twitter

This announcement follows one made by Judge back in 2020 describing his new deal with Comedy Central to seemingly reboot the series for two more seasons set in the modern era. With no date yet announced for either project, we eagerly look forward to seeing our two favorite degenerates on the screen once again.

Will the Beavis and Butthead movie be a precursor for the rumored new seasons on Comedy Central? Let us know what you think down below as well as in the WSRR Discord server!

-Style

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Types of Chumps You Meet Hiking

As a somewhat experienced hiker myself. The general hiking crowd knows about these certain stereotypes and it rubs off on them in either positive or VERY negative ways. Most of these listed are going to follow the latter category, so enjoy.

1) The Yogi

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Known as the most spiritual hikers out on the trail, these chumps usually have two reasons for being in the wilderness: they’re either looking for themselves or a new smoke spot. These free-going individuals usually spend extensive times in the woods even though they have a minimal home 30min-1hr away. To spot these chumps, look to see if they’re wearing shoes. If not, Yogi. Long dreads and tie-dye shirt? Yogi. Pungent stench? Either rock climber or Yogi. Climbers will be mentioned soon.

2.) Jesus Christ

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These are one of the most common chumps you’ll bump into while hiking. It’s pretty straight forward and easy to recognize these guys. Running into more than 3 Jesus Christs while hiking is a pretty normal thing. Many that read these fit this category pretty well. You look like a Yogi, but we know you’re not. So stop being a FAKE.

3.) Enlisted/Vets

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If you think you see Chris Kyle while hiking? Don’t worry. It’s just another identical looking military veteran. It’s pretty easy to spot these guys. Just look for the short hair, beard, and American flag patch on his S.O.G. Backpack. Sometimes they’re with kids, sometimes alone. If they’re still enlisted, check for their boots. They might still be the same ones issued to them on their last deployment.

4.) Commando!

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We know that there’s a debate between practicality and health when it comes to not wearing your undies while hiking. What isn’t a debate however, is seeing a lot of asscheek and a lot of nipples poking through shirts while on populated trails. No hate on either end, but sometimes even an outdoorsman can witness too much.

5.) DJ KHALED!

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I don’t know how many times it has to be addressed. It IS rude to blast your music while hiking. Most hikers try to get away from the material world and you’re bringing them right back in by listening to modern era radio music. Most of the time, it’s either rap or pop that these chumps listen to and sometimes, you don’t even need to see them to know where they’re at. Take a breath once in a while, smell the fresh air, and enjoy the natural world.

6.) The Good Boy/Girl

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Being the most wholesome on the list, the Good Boy/Girl is always a pleasure to see while hiking. Many receive the biggest of treats and pets for staying on the trail or finding the biggest stick to give to their owner. Very few and very sad individuals dislike this category.

7.) The Ultra

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Being the most hardcore on the list, these chumps will smoke anybody on the trail to obtain their new PR. Training for months at a time for one race, these guys/gals will always be seen from afar wearing their running shorts, headphones, and fanny packs booking it up or down to the trailhead. Respect for doing it, but everything isn’t a competition. Some haven’t learned that yet.

8.) Insta Hoe

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Located at the trailheads or 1/4 of the way through. These chumps are always paying attention to their social media following and sponsorships instead of the natural world. Being in either large groups or solo, it’s best to stay away from these chumps because they tend to be very extroverted and have little to no knowledge of the trail itself. Clout>beauty to them.

9.) Rock Climbers

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You can find these sweaty chumps off trail and high up. These guys may also qualify as Yogis depending on how into it they are. Parking near the trailheads in their vans, they either reside solo as a Boulder bro or in groups as sport/trad nerds. They are either really quiet and awkward or way too extroverted (there’s no in between). They’re a cult and always talk about their pumps.

10.) The Geezer

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Being spotted as soon as the park opens, these chumps know everything about the history of the park and have been through almost every scenario that you bring up. They’ll pass you and very loudly say “Good Morning!” Then make a dad joke that’ll make you exhale loudly when you pass them. They are slower because of their age, but they have been doing it since 75 baby!

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How To Get NFTs for FREE

So, You’ve got an extra $2000 that you want to throw away in a digital trash can rather than a physical. Enter NFT’s. You’ve been good, why not treat yourself to some metadata for a poorly rendered piece of “art”. But what’s this, you refused to pull out your net profit in crypto six months ago when it peaked and now find yourself in a constant battle with the refresh page button over your diminutive decimal point value? Not to worry my friend, even you can still get yourself some NFTs.

So what exactly is an NFT anyway? NFTs or Non-Fungible Tokens are more or less one-of-one digital “art” pieces that belong to a blockchain. What does that mean to you? Essentially you can be extra and own the data behind this artwork or media for bragging rights… I suppose. Once you buy an NFT it’s yours, no one else can buy that same blockchain unless you decide to sell it. NFTs can come in a multitude of media sources including, but not limited to, PNG files, GIFs, Videos, Jpeg files, etc.

But here’s the thing right… while it may be a weird niche flex to own the metadata and blockchain behind some little 8-bit sprite some dude on the internet likely created for next to nothing, at the end of the day you bought it because it looks cool. To clarify everything that is about to follow, in regards to the images and other media referenced, it is implied these will NOT be used for commercial or monetary use. The theoretical use of these images will be purely for the viewer’s own enjoyment.

Okay legal disclaimer aside, you buy NFTs ultimately because you like how they look. Now think back to your first iPod touch. You downloaded that generic wallpaper app and went to town downloading and screen-shoting every dope looking design under the sun. To that vein, what is honestly stopping you from taking a picture or downloading the media file of an NFT? If strictly for your own enjoyment why not? You don’t plan on selling it so that aspect is out the window. It’s digital artwork that can been seen on the vast, readily available resource that is the internet. If the reason you want to buy an NFT is to have some little animated computer generated image to yourself, take a picture man. No need to shell out $2,000 for something that is restricted to a digital platform. Hell, Print it out for all I care. Below is an example of a PNG file I have created… yeah I made it just to cover any other bases here… feel free to take a picture or download it to your liking. For all intensive purposes this is an NFT, I am the only one who possesses the coding and metadata file this was made on.

PNG made by Yours Truly Via Spark… For Free

On second thought, If you’d like to pay me $450 for that, I’m willing to talk.

-Style

(This is a satirical piece written for StylesRebelRadio.com)

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Real Life Dumb and Dumber MiniBike to Aspen

Dumb & Dumber is one of the most infamous comedies of the last few decades and for good reason. Either idolized or despised by the viewing audience, the classic has stood the test of time and remains one of the most well known and quotes movies to date. Being able to quote the film seamlessly is almost commonplace in society now and days, what’s not however, is attempting the infamous mini bike trip… until now.

RevZilla’s Common Trend members Ari Henning and Zack Courts recreated the 350+ mile journey from Nebraska to Aspen on their very own custom built, scale mini bike replica! The pull-start bike complete with streamers and basket was just the start however, the whole journey wouldn’t have been worth it without bringing along a suitcase! The team researched the most probable rout the dynamic duo could’ve traveled, mapped it out, and headed for the Rockies!

The journey was not without its challenges as one may suspect, the team blowing out two back tires from the pressure of the trip. The small unstable frame of the bike made for a difficult time navigating through high wind speeds and curves while trying to remain stable. More issues the pair encountered can be found in their account of the trip and the process leading up to it here on RevZilla, where they also detail a few encounters with the law.

Photo from: Dumb & Dumber Wiki

The guys made the long hull to Aspen, “Some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano”, proving the ridiculous completely possible. Dressed head to toe in their best Harry and Lloyd attire, Briefcase in hand, and a “hog” that’ll get 70, or at least close to, miles to the gallon! Let’s just hope they didn’t do it all for a girl named Mary!

You can watch the full video of the trip below courtesy of RevZilla’s Youtube Page as well as get the full breakdown of the trip and all the stops along the way on their webpage!

We just have one more question, was John Denver a load of shit, man?

-Style

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